Tuesday, July 24, 2007


Yes, I'm sure I'm in a bar somewhere, reading something non-noir, but at least I can hide it behind one of these bitchin' do-it-yourself book jackets. (Forewarned, many are not safe for work. Or home, for that matter).

"Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club."

It's worth checking out the fine print, too, to revel in the fictional reviews on the book jackets like "This book will cut your brain in half." I need to remember that line when I'm writing reviews of Dead Boys or Crooked Little Vein later this week.

Did I get this from The Rap Sheet? I'm sure I cribbed it from those distinguished gentlemen. Go read The Rap Sheet.

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